It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Cure cancer but have your archenemy get the credit, or be in complete control of your archenemy's bowels and not cure cancer? From Mike
  • Bang Jessica Alba, or bang Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan at the same time? From Mike
  • Go Bear-Blasting, or Or Hump-Cating? From Nathan
  • HaVe To AlWaYs TyPe LiKe ThIs, or only be able to type with your thumbs? From Nathan
  • Drink a gallon of hot dog juice, or take a shot of toe sweat? From Nick
  • Only be able to move around by dancing, or only be able to communicate through singing? From Jordan
  • Live in a world filled with Jerry Seinfeld impersonators, or live in a world filled with Borat impersonators? From johnny
  • Never have any form of sex again, or have a sex change and have all the sex you want? From Jim
  • Be insane in the membrane, or Insane in the brain? From From
  • Lose your small toe, or never go online again? From Steve
  • Have every day be cold and rainy, or live in a Motel 6 for the rest of your life? From Hanna
  • Die at 35 with a quick painless death, or die at 70 but suffer a chronic illness for 30 years? From Ace

Finally, this week's winner of the Overestimating How Popular Minneapolis Award is J, who sent in this.

  • live in Minneapolis, Woot Woot or live in some other sh*tty city {new york?} From J

Way to go, J! Good luck convincing people to move to the Mill City!

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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