Compilation of things that made me awesome in grade school but weird in college:


  • Put a booger on a girl that I liked
  • Read at a 7th grade level
  • Wore L.A. Lights
  • Got a Tyrannosaurus Rex tattoo on my arm
  • Ate a worm in front of everyone for a nickel
  • Created a Lightning Bolt Scar across my forehead
  • Showed off my authentic shark-tooth necklace
  • Received daily vaccinations for the cootie epidemic
  • Played the recorder extremely well
  • Told everyone that my dad just got a job at Chuck E Cheese
  • Contracted Herpes