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Based on a True Story

Scientifically Accurate Outkast
"Now what's cooler than bein' cool?" / "Absolute Zero, a temperature known to be 0 K (-273.15 C) the point at which particles have a minimum energy determined by qauntum mechanical effects." / "Alright, alright, alright, alright…"
Un-holidays
- Keep Your Daughter At Home Day (April 25th, 2007-April 23rd, 2008)
- Secretary, I Don't Give A Sh*t About You Day (April 26th, 2007-April 24th, 2008)
- Kwanzaa
Refugee Rock Snob
"Personally, I prefer Bono's earlier humanitarian aid."
British Riddles
What costs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
Rarely Heard At The Urinal
"Your dick looks so gay."
Damn Nazis
I'll never forgive the nazis for what they did to my granddad during the war — Overlooking him for promotion time and time again !!!
AIM Flirting Gone Wrong
XObabyangelXO: i had a bad experience skiing, i do NOT wanna talk about it…
JAKEMAN85: lol, no now you have to tell me!
XObabyangelXO: My dad fell from a cliff and died :(
JAKEMAN85: K. brb.