Just answer the questions below to see if it's time to switch from shorts to pants, or if you're going to spend the winter telling people you're not cold!
You scored: points
0 12 Points: You're going to make the transition from shorts to pants as soon as the leaves start changing colors, which they already have. You'll spend this winter warm and comfortable with your ankles covered by fabric. There is a good chance you're a girl. Maybe it is legitimately very cold where you live, but that doesn't make you any less of a pussy.
13 24 Points: It is not time for pants. It's never time for pants. If you want to maximize your awesomeness you'll need to throw away all of your pants. The winter will be bitter, especially if you walk to class from your dorm, but it'll all be worth it once you're known as "that dude who wears shorts all year." Never admit to being cold, ever.