The Weekly WYR

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Be addicted to meth, or be addicted to dragon porn? From Terry
  • Superman that ho, or make it rain on them hoes? From Chris
  • Have no knees, or no elbows? From Box
  • Be in Apatow's SuperBad gang, or the Frat Pack? From James
  • Always have to answer the phone by saying, "I am feelin' you!", or have to end every phone conversation by shouting, "Boom goes the dynamite!" From Phil
  • Have your mom not love you , or have your dad not love you? From Justin
  • Always have the sneeze sensation and never sneeze, or always be bloated with gas but never fart? From Fribben
  • Have Toe-sized fingers, or Finger-sized toes? From Sean
  • Have your own theme music , or be able to summon a conga line behind you whenever you wanted? From Rupert
  • Be worshiped by a cult, or not be worshiped by a cult? From Capt
  • Take too many hits of Acid on Halloween, or Bliahgb aitebpxz carph? From Sean
  • Be an integral part of the Trinity High play, or be a 3rd string player on the 2008 NBA champions? From Jason

Finally, this week's winner of the Nerd Award Award is Brandon, who sent in this.

  • Make the sound of the sword from halo every time you come or make the sound of the hammer from halo every time you come? From Brandon

Congrats, Brandon. You did it. You f*cking Casanova.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

  • First Name:
  • Last Name:
  • Would You Rather…

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