Just answer the questions below to see if you're a non-traditional student, or if you're just balding at a young age!
You scored: points
0 8 Points: You're a normal 18 to 23-year-old college student. Huzzah! How sweet is being young? I know, it's awesome! You don't need to take 10 different pills a day to stay alive, and never even bore everyone around you complaining about your arthritis. Keep enjoying all the young people things you do now like snowboarding, falling without breaking your hip, and understanding technology. Someday you won't have the luxury.
9 16 Points: You're probably not over the age of 30, but you care more about your GPA than you should. You have the rest of your life to learn and read books; you only go to college once.
17 24 Points: Oh my god, I hate you. You're a non-traditional student. All you do is waste everyone's time being flabbergasted by simple concepts and telling your lame anecdotes. There can't possibly be a story about your kids that has anything to do with Trigonometry, but that never, ever stops you. Go try and improve your life somewhere else, oldie.