- "Cookie Monster too young for this! What of Cookie Monster's dream of buying more cookies?"

-"Cookie Monster think you lying…Cookie Monster not give you more cookies just because you knocked up."

*- "Cookie Monster just have step out for something…Yeah…Can you hand Cookie Monster his keys…and his wallet…right there on the table…Cookie Monster just gonna collect some of his clothes and those documents Cookie Monster been keeping at your house…..just you know…for safe keeping..You no know Cookie Monster's Social Security Number right? Why? Oh Cookie Monster just wondering…No, Cookie Monster no need cell-phone..He be right back…Cookie Monster just getting cookies…yes….cookies….be right back."


- "How you get pregnant? Cookie Monster not even have genitals!? Cookie Monster no genius, but Cookie Monster knows Big Bird not dropping off baby on doorstep."

- "A is for abortion, that's good enough for me!"