- The "Invisible Support Check that I sent in the mail 2 weeks ago" trick
- The "Oops your pregnant again" trick
- The "Saw this stripper I got angry at in half" trick
- The "Reappearing Happy Meals for dinner 6 times a week because cookin' is for women and your Mom's a filthy whore" trick.
*- The "Who the fuck left all these legos in the Den?-Disappearing foster kids" trick
*-The "Magically appearing bruise under Mommy's eye after the kids broke the new T.V. under her supervision" trick