Alright, hear me out guys: let's make a movie about some of the most epic guitarists battling it out in an epic battle of epic proportions. How epic would that be, right? Fucking epic. Anyway, here's the cast I had in mind:

Herman Li and Sam Totman of Dragonforce:

Played by Jackie Chan and Hugh Laurie:

Joe Satriani:

Played by Vin Diesel, of course:


Played by Office Phantom:


Played by Howard Stern:

With some help:

And finally, Yngwie Malmsteen:

Played by Rosie O'donnell herself:

eh? eh? I think it'll be pretty sweet.

(editing contributions from Quailman, Adam Hrabik, and Lisa. Haha your comments make don't make sense now!)