Alright, hear me out guys: let's make a movie about some of the most epic guitarists battling it out in an epic battle of epic proportions. How epic would that be, right? Fucking epic. Anyway, here's the cast I had in mind:


Herman Li and Sam Totman of Dragonforce:


Played by Jackie Chan and Hugh Laurie:



Joe Satriani:


Played by Vin Diesel, of course:


Buckethead:


Played by Office Phantom:


Slash:


Played by Howard Stern:


With some help:


And finally, Yngwie Malmsteen:


Played by Rosie O'donnell herself:





eh? eh? I think it'll be pretty sweet.

(editing contributions from Quailman, Adam Hrabik, and Lisa. Haha your comments make don't make sense now!)