The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) Mt. San Antonio College, Arcadia, California Submitted by Jon

    The Brilliance: Isn't it true that babies can breathe underwater?

  • B) SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, New York Submitted by Pete

    Professor was talking about neuromuscular control

    Lady Brain: What do you mean? Is it the, like, muscle's mind?

  • C) Iona College, Bronx, New York Submitted by Cat

    The professor was discussing the dominant way of thinking during the bubonic plague.

    Professor: The bubonic plague killed approximately one third to one half of Europe during the Medieval period.

    Genius: Was that recently?

  • D) SUNY Farmingdale, Smithtown, New York Submitted by Rich

    Professor is describing paintings and their vanity towards death

    Professor: This painting represtents the Day of the Dead which is the Mexican hoiday that occurs November first and second.

    Einstein II: Is the Day of the Dead Cinco de Mayo?

  • E) Columbia University, Morristown, New Jersey Submitted by Lara

    In an AP history class from high school…

    Blondie: Wait, so, like, what's the District of Columbia? Is that in South America?

    Teacher: It's where our nation's capital is.

    Blondie: Ohhhhh…. so that's what D.C. is.


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