So, I gather people have been asking about me. Truth be told, I've just been laying low in the wake of my sudden celebrity. (Coincidentally, it coincided with my exposure to the album Celebrity by *NSYNC.) Anyway, in a haze of drugs, alcohol abuse, and unprotected premarital sex, I stole away in the night. Fast forward through the VH1 Special and you'll find me dating a schizophrenic with multiple personalities, which is time consuming. It's like a blind date every time we go out. Also, every time she calls my Caller ID explodes. So, while CH was the principle occupier of my time first semester, things might be different this semester. (But don't count on it.)
*Warning: Some and quite possibly all of the above may or may not be entirely untrue.