While my mother was looking over my shoulder an an AIM conversation: Mom: "What does LMAO mean?" Me: "It's an abbreviation" Mom: "Let's Make An Omelette?" -Chris F.
When Gwen Stefani's song "Hollaback Girl" came on, my dad sang what he thought were the words while tapping his fingers and bobbing his head to the beat "I ain't no Harlem black girl." -Christine R.