The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) Keystone College, Scranton, Pennsylvania Submitted by Mike

    A slide of a uncircumsized penis is shown on the projection screen.
    Ms. Einstein: Oh my, what kind of STD does he have?

  • B) University of Florida, Gainesville, Florida Submitted by Jay

    Professor: To pass the quiz you need to get a 7 out of 10.
    Bro: So that's like a 65%, right?

  • C) Benedictine College, St. Louis, Missouri Submitted by Ty

    Professor: This man with schizophrenia actually thinks he can read minds.
    Lady Brain: Wait, how can he read minds?

  • D) University of Massachusetts, Amherst, Massachusetts Submitted by Andy

    Professor mentions his birthday is April 30th.
    Blondie: Wait, so what do you do on a leap year?

  • E) University of Nebraska – Lincoln, Lincoln, Nebraska Submitted by Taylor

    While talking about how sound travels faster under water

    The Brilliance: So does that mean you can hear airplanes quicker if you're underwater?
    Professor: That's exactly right…if planes flew underwater.


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