Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Wanna Work Here?
November 27, 2007
All I want for Christmas this year is a new crop of interns that aren't lazy slobs like the current batch of rejects slaving away here. Do you have what it takes to work a cushy office job? Do you have the drive and determination to show up to work half as much as full time employees? Do you mind taking a drug rap or two? If so, apply to be a CollegeHumor intern today!
We need qualified college kids (preferably sophomores or juniors) who live in, or are able to commute to, New York City. If you want to work for free here you better come correct, and by that we mean
Good writer with strong grasp of grammar and, punctuation
Knowledge of the Internet and Internet culture
Photoshop, Illustrator and final cut skills a
Seriously, if I see a name that ends in a 'ski' or a 'wicz' I will throw that sh*t in the garbage so fast it will make your square-ass head spin.
If you'd like to join our team email your resume, cover letter and any relevant work (art, writing, etc) to
: This is for Spring interns, not Summer
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.