Good day, loyal readers. Tell me what you think of this 105% joke I self-rejected. "It is with great trepidation that I use such a big word."

And now on to business. First up, let's meet Gnarly 90's managing editor, Jeff Rubin. This is easily our most "90's" picture. Ninja Turtles, wacky shorts, theme park, you don't get much better than that.

Also on the plate this morning, TMA Nip/Tuck with the notorious Katie Marino.