Let me say now that the title isn't exactly what it seems, sorry pervs.

So I went to my local internet provider's website not too long ago to check my e-mail. Like most websites of this nature, the front page has news stories from across the country that you can click and then easily (assuming you can) read. (If you can't read, well honestly I'm baffled you even made it here.) One news article that caught my attention read, "Missing Student May Have Been Pornstar". Naturally, like most 20 year old males would, I opened and read the article. Now, the first few paragraphs were your normal, "18 year old girl gone missing", "No one has seen or heard from her in about a week" blah, blah, blah. The only interesting aspect so far was that she was an internet pornstar and that she was only doing it for the extra needed money (you keep telling yourself that ladies; you're sluts and that's okay!). Anyway, it was all semi-boring until I read this line about this young girl's (who's porn name is Zoey Zane, as I'm sure some of you have seen already) brother "(the brother), confirmed that the nude woman pictured on the site is his sister."

Wait.
WHAT?
I guess the family is very comfortable around each other.