Just answer the questions below to see if you're going to start a fight tonight, or let yourself get emasculated in front of your girlfriend again!
0 8 points: What are you doing? You're just going to let him walk all over you like that? Are you serious? Get over there and stand up for yourself. What do you mean how? Go and punch him in the f*cking face or something. No, you can't kick him in the balls. Guys don't kick other guys in the balls. Fine. Just do nothing. You're such a pussy.
9 16 points: Bro, you need to chill out. Dude, just it's not worth it. OK? Just let it go. Let it go, man. OK? You OK? Do you want to talk about it? No? OK. That's cool, that's cool. No, yeah I know you could of taken him. Let's just leave. We'll go to another bar. You're right, the girls here are fugly anyway. I didn't want to stay either.
17 24 points: Just wreck that kid so we can do jello shots already. If he knew how many sit ups you could do Let's just say he picked the wrong guy to mess with. AM I RIGHT? Hey. Hey! Watch your tips. I'm not frosting your tips again if you f*ck them up messing with this chump. Don't get his blood on your Armani button-down shirt either. Blood doesn't wash out.