HS Senior College Senior
Showered roughly every other day Shower on average 2-3 times a week
Went to school every day Go to class two days a week
Couldn't cook Can make PB&J sandwich, eggs, and Chef Boyardee
Watched cartoons on TV Watch cartoons on internet
Bought nudie mags Watch free trailers online
Found burps, farts, and injury funny. Findburps,farts,injury,vomit, fecal matter, racism, homophobia, obesepeople,fetishes,sexism,handicapped people, and poverty funny
Had no girlfriend; did not understand female mind Have a girlfriend; do not understand female mind