The Beets

Songs: "Killer Tofu," "Mo' Allowance," "Where's My Sock"

Extra Features: Comes with a one-of-a-kind homemade Quail Man Halloween costume. If you put on the costume and yell "Hey everyone, remember Doug?? I do!" you'll immediately score 900% and groupies in the game (and possibly real life) will take turns blowing you.

Guy Playing Guitar At A Party
Songs: "El Scorcho," "Wonderwall," DMB Medley

Extra Features: Guitarist must wink at four chicks per song to pass; Singer gets bonus points for smug, proud knowledge of lyrics.

Papa's Flaming Dishrag Office Space (College Cover Band)
Songs: "Livin' On a Prayer," "Don't Stop Believin'," "Livin' On a Prayer (Reprise)"

Extra Features: By the end of the set, if more than 50% of your crowd consists of non-drinking freshman with nothing else to do on a weekend night, your Xbox explodes.

Kanye West
Songs: "Gold Digger," "Jesus Walks," "Crack Music"

Extra Features: All instances of the N word require three times more volume and enunciation than any other lyrics in the game, but they also triple your score. Do you dare go for it?

The Beatles
Songs: "I Wanna Hold Your Hand," "Yesterday," "Hey Jude"

Extra Features: Costs seven hundred thousand dollars.

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