• Show your old friends your to good for them
  • Fast for a week to lose the 15+ pounds you have gained
  • Get report card before parents see you wasted a shit-load of their money
  • Exaggerate on how many girls you hooked up with
  • Tell old friends its good to see them, tell college friends you cant stand being home
  • Sleep for 48 hours strait
  • Hook up with your old high school girlfriend
  • Try to plan a trip with friends that no one will go on because no one has money after the first semester
  • Drink a beer in front of dad to show him whats up
  • Procrastinate on about half of this list