Amir: Yeah, no D-II teams on the schedule for next year either. They have nothing to be afraid of! Sorry. Division I-AA.Ethan: It sounds like they're just calling anyone under 45 now, including Pop Warner coaches. I'm not so sure Snoop Dogg won't be the front-runner by the weekend. What about the other coaching moves? Do you like Pelini in Nebraska? Or Bobby Petrino to Arkansas?Amir: I love how Bobby Petrino couldn't even wait three courtesy weeks to leave Atlanta. Right before Week 14 he just bolted outta there. "Good luck with Tampa Bay, suckers!"Ethan: Apparently he didn't even address the players. Just jumped in his car and took off, still yelling empty promises to fantasy owners about how this is the week Jerious Norwood starts seeing more carries. Amir: "So Long, Stinktown!"Ethan: I also read on Pro Football Talk that the last NFL coach to leave mid-season was also 3-10 and also went to Arkansas. His name was Lou Holtz. So Petrino, get ready to give semi-coherent, unintentionally hilarious pep talks to other coaches' teams on ESPN in 2029. You won't know where you are, but you'll enjoy it! Amir: I think the Falcons need a four hour Holtz pep talk right now.