Clemens and Pettitte, sitting in a tree
J-U-I-C-I-N-G
First comes the cream
Then comes the clear
then comes the needles
stuck into their rears



There was once a pitcher named Rocket
Who had a never-ending pocket
To prolong his career
He went on the clear
Now shame's all he's got on his docket



David Bell on 'roids?
Hit .256 career
I'd get a refund





There once was a pitcher named Pettitte
His time had come, but he refused to let it
Twas such a shame
Such a love of the game
All for the hall of Fame? He won't get it