Jim:
What's up?

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt! Nothing…

Jim:
What the hell is that thing in your pants?

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt! Dude let's just get to class ok?

Jim:
Sure man, if you say so…

Kevin:
So how's it been goin? Make it to bio this morning?

Jim: Yea, but it was so fucking hard, I just had to ride it out. I could barely stay awake.

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt! Oh comon! Fuck you dude!

Jim: What?! OHH!! Wow those drunk bastards actually did it! How the hell did they..

Kevin:
Yea, so lay off alright. I have no idea how. I just woke up like this. I'm just trying to have normal conversations now.

Jim: Gotcha, I wish you'd stop buzzing every 30 seconds though.

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt!

Jim: What? Why the fuck would she say that?

Kevin: Shut up man… just shut up.

Jim: Sorry… Maybe it would just be best if we didn't talk for awhile.

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt! sigh

Jim: Wow. That's pretty fucked up.

Kevin: Yea I'm not too good with relationships…

Jim: Shit I was just trying to set you up with that last one. You're such a dissappointment.

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt! Just get the fuck away from me.

Jim: Heh heh.

Kevin: Fuck you.

Jim: Whatever, we're here.

Kevin: Finally.

Jim: Actually, I thought that was pretty quick.

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt!

Jim: Woah, shit dude. That one was accidental. Just think of something else for awhile and maybe you'll last longer.

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt! Are you serious?

Jim: Are you? Damn Kevin you have some serious issues.

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt! sob

Jim: Sorry dude..

Proffessor:
Good morning class……Kevin if you're gonna cry again just leave now and spare yourself the embarassment please.

Kevin: BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt! sniff JUST STOP TALKING TO ME ALRIGHT! sniff Do you get that? Enough is enough, STOP HARASSING ME!!

Jim: …that's what she said.

Kevin:
BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzt!