How to come up with a cool band name

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1) Think of dark words (death, destruction, malevolence, morbid, abused, black, fiery, resurrection, horrors)

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2) Add a noun that's semi happy but still pretty dark (sanctuary, roses, festival, planet, stones)

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3) Now combine and insert proper preposition if necessary. (sanctuary of death, resurrection in roses, abused planet, festival of malevolence)

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4) Try playing around with numbers ( 999santuary, p1anet on f1re) general rule: if it sounds like a place, your ok, avoid making it sounds like your little brothers screen name (morbidplanet2342)

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5) Add a foreign word. Avoid weird languages like Mandarin, a language that clucks or French. Do stick with cool languages like German. ( Das Buch of horrors, geistliches Recht)

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6) Never use the word THE before your band name, that was cool like 10 years ago.

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