Christmas Cookie Recipe – Make Sure You Follow the Entire Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp of baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Crown Royal


1) Sample the Crown Royal to check quality
2) Pull out a large bowl, check Crown Royal again for quality and pour a level cup and drink
3) Turn on the electric mixer…beat one cup of butter ina large fluffy bowl
4) Add one tsp of sugar and beat again
5) At this point it is good to check the Crown again and make sure it is okay…just in case
6) Turn off that mixer thingy
7) Break 2 leggs in the bowl andchuck in that dried fruit
8) Pick the friggin' fruit up off the floor
9) Mix on the turner thing
10) If the fried druit gets stuck inth bearterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver
11) Check the Crown Royal for tonsisicity
12) Next, sift two cups of salt, or someting…who giveshz a sheet
13) Check the Crown
14) Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
15) Add one table
16) Add a spoon of AR, or somefink…whatever you can find
17) Greash the oven
18) Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
19) Don't forget to beat off the turner
20) Finally, throw the bowl through the window
21) Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
22) Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher