It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather
- Fart every time you laugh, or pee every time you sneeze? From TJ
- Step barefoot on a thumb tack, or watch Alvin and the Chipmunks? From TJ
- Play Hungry Hungry Hippos nude and have your balls caught in the Hippos', or play Crossfire nude and get hit in the nuts with the metal ball? From Drew
- Never eat Doritos again, or only be able to eat Doritos? From Jonathan
- Have a Hamster-sized Rhino, or have a Rhino-sized Hamster? From Ryan
- Be a little bit taller, be a baller, or have a girl who looked good so you could call her? From nick
- Speak Klingon, or have a girlfriend? From Ian
- Find out one of your friends had sex with your mom, or find out one of your friends had sex with your father? From Sean
- Have no short term memory, or have no short term memory? From james
Finally, this week's winner of the Threatening People DOES Work Award is Dylan, who sent in this.
- Post this WYR or watch your family be skinned and eaten? From Dylan
Congrats, Dylan, I'm very afraid of you.
If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.