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i give to you… O.D.B. Facts


According to the RZA upon hearing ODB's first album, "Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version", Busta Rhymes said that he now knew how to truly make a hip-hop album.

In February 1999, he was arrested for driving without a license and for "being a convicted felon wearing a bulletproof vest" (the first person arrested for this infraction under a new California law).

Following a 1999 arrest for possession of crack cocaine, he reportedly asked the police to "make the rocks disappear" because it would hurt his standing as a role model.

During one of his many court appearances, he called a female prosecutor a "sperm donor."

In October 2000, he escaped from his court-mandated drug treatment facility and spent one month as a fugitive. During his time on the run, he hooked up with the RZA and managed to log some time in the recording studio. He then appeared onstage at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York swigging a bottle at the record release party for "The W", the third Wu-Tang Clan album.

His other stage names included Dirt McGirt and Big Baby Jesus, the latter moniker inspired by his belief that "I always been Jesus."

He fathered 13 children, according to Blender magazine.

In 1998, he stormed the stage during the live telecast of the Grammy Awards to complain that Wu-Tang Clan should have won a prize in part because he went to the trouble of buying an expensive new outfit.

In July 1998, only days after being shot in a push-in robbery at a cousin's house in Brooklyn, he was arrested for shoplifting a pair of $50 shoes from a Foot Locker store in Virginia Beach, Virginia, although he was carrying close to $500 at the time. He was issued bench warrants by the Virginia Beach Sheriffs Department to stand trial after he failed to appear in court numerous times.

He was arrested for criminal threatening after a series of drunken confrontations in Los Angeles a few weeks later, and was then re-arrested for similar charges not long after that.

During a routine traffic stop, the details of which remain clouded in multiple versions of events, he was arrested for attempted murder and criminal weapon possession. The case was later dismissed.

also, his offcial list of known aliases

Ason Unique

The Bebop Specialist

Big Baby Jesus

Sweet Baby Jesus

Dirt Dog


The Man of All Rainbows

Prince Delight

The Professor

Rain Man

Super Bastard

Peanut the Kidnapper

RJ Tha Mad Specialist (before 1993)

Dirt McGirt

Freeloading Rusty

Joe Bananas