I just read that Dane Cook broke the stupid record of longest comedy set by performing stand-up at the Laugh Factory in L.A. for 7 hours straight. Seriously.

Here's my question, would you like to be in the audience for that? If you couldn't leave, other than to go to the bathroom, would you like to be there for all seven hours?

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Reasons could vary from "I'm a huge Dane Cook fan" to "I have a morbid fascination to see what he would possibly be talking about past hour five" so if you're feeling frisky, leave a comment to explain your vote.