Leah: Hi. I'm sorry, have we met?
Dennis: Kind of. We're friends on facebook.
Leah: Oh. Cool.
Dennis: So how was France? I know you took a course there this Summer. I was "perusin'" ya pics, haha.
Leah: It was really great, I went to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Dennis: I know. At 6AM. Paris Je t'aime!
Leah: Yeah I think I'm leaving actually, so.
Dennis: Cool. Who's Brant Elderson? He's tagged in, like, every single one of your photos, hah.
Leah: Haha. Bye bye.
(Holding her arm)
Dennis: You're not into REM anymore, huh? Just noticed you removed it from your good ol' interests section hehe. Not a big Michael Stype fan anymore? Haha, I thought that shit never got old.
Leah: I dunno
Dennis: Just "Losing my Religion" is still in your favorite quote-os. Kinda bizarre. How bizza! How Bizza! Love that tune. You?
Dennis: That event. You know? "Kyle Lost His Phone, Needs New Numbers." You said you were gonna go and you never showed.
Dennis: I waited for seven days.
Leah: Sorry, I guess?
Dennis: I'm not pissed. Just confused I guess.
Leah: You're kind of scaring me.
Dennis: I shouldn't be. We have a lot in common.
Leah: I don't-
Dennis: My favorite TV Shows are also The Office, Scrubs, Man vs Wild ** Bear is SO HOT, and Dancing with The Stars- Can't help it, I'm addicted LOL.
Dennis: Favorite Bear is SO HOT episode. Shoot.
Leah: I have a boyfriend.
(Letting go of her arm)
Dennis: (almost crying) Ryan Pellico?
Dennis: I thought it was complicated with him.
Leah: I have to go.
Dennis: (Bites Leah's head.) You're a zombie! AHH!! Haha.