Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Universal Love-Letter Template
January 8, 2008
You don't know who I am, but we've been working at
together for the last
years. In that time, I've fallen deeply, madly in love with you. I first knew you were "the one" when I saw you wearing that
. These feelings for you were only strengthened when you skillfully made
touchdowns at our company's
th annual flag football tournament, despite nursing a sprained
from the previous week's fight with
I remember vividly seeing you at our fourth-quarter company "Hawaiian Luau" party last
. You were wearing an antique blue velvet dress and with
trimming. In that light, you looked strikingly similar to
from the Fox show
?you know, the dark-haired actress from season
. It was then I realized, as the DJ spun Phil Collins's "
," we were meant to be.
This isn't easy for me. Revealing my love for you may in fact be the most difficult thing I've done since smuggling ____________ out of South America to pay off my father's gambling debt. But I couldn't allow another moment to pass without letting you know how I feel. Tell me you share these emotions, and we can spend the rest of our days on my class-__________ yacht, deep-sea fishing for _______________ swordfish off in the _________________ ocean.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.