It's time to freshen up the classic "Yo Momma" insult book with some entries that reflect the 21st Century, specifically leveraging the technological advancements of that past decade to describe how fat, ugly and stupid she is.

Yo Momma is so dumb she thought the opposite of right click was wrong click.

Yo Momma is so ugly she made her hard drive go soft.

Yo Momma is so nasty when the computer told her to open Flash she jumped on the desk and lifter her skirt.

Yo Momma is so stupid she tried to roast marshmallows with a cd burner.

Yo Momma is so fat she tried to eat her space bar.

Yo Momma is so dumb when I told her to bookmark my site she threw Moby Dick in my eye.

Yo Momma is so fat she needs a sugar-free blackberry.

Yo Momma is so skinny she can fit between "U" and "I".

Yo Momma is so stupid she thought a thumb drive was a type of fund raiser.