Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Play-By-Plays Announcements if the NFL Were Played Like Madden '06 for PlayStation 2
January 10, 2008
"We're one minute into this game, and I can't be sure, but it seems the teams have broken into some sort of some sort of
match. It sounds like there's contention over which side will get to play in their cooler-looking 'home' jerseys."
flag against the Browns. That's gonna be a fifteen-yard penalty for Being a Total Homo."
"The quarterback has called a time out. There he is on the sidelines. It looks like he's yes, he's eating a plate of microwave Bagel Bites. Wow, this announcer has seen some poorly used time outs in my announcing career, but this is simply a
"That's another interception against the Colts. Why this team's coach has let his girlfriend choose the last 5 plays is is simply beyond me. This is indeed a sad day for sportsmanship."
"The referees have been granted the Bears another 'Do Over,' so we'll be starting this game over for the
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