0 points: 0 babies. You couldn't even eat a whole baby.
1 3 points: 1 baby. In an emergency, you could stomach a baby.
4 6 points: 2 babies, because who could eat just one?
7 8 points: 2.5 babies. Your eyes are bigger than your stomach. You'd start a third baby, but then up throwing most of it away. What a waste of food.
9 11 points: 3 babies. We call that the triplet special, one with BBQ sauce, one with mustard and one with ketchup.
12 14 points: 4 babies. That's actually pretty impressive. You should try entering a hot dog eating contest. You may even beat Kobayashi.
15 17 points: 5 babies. You're way past the point of eating for survival. Chill dude. Save some babies for the rest of us.
18 points: 6 babies. Holy sh*t! What do you think this is? A baby buffet? That's insane, and probably illegal. Go on a diet.