Do you work in a bagel shop but don't know how to pick up on the ladies while you work? No problem. Just use one of these lines next time that sexy little customer walks in and you'll be licking cream cheese off her nipples in no time.

1. I can slice, spread exactly 1.5oz of cream cheese on, and wrap a bagel in three seconds flat. Imagine what else I can do with my fingers.

2. This bagel was baked at 500 degrees. You must be close to that because you're making my dough rise.

3. These are fresh from the oven but bagels aren't the only thing I can pull out at just the right time.

4. Do you know what would go great with that sundried tomato cream cheese? My cock.