To Do!!!

Lube.

Find flowers

Send free Facebook gift. The dick in a box one, maybe…

Get $10 $5 Best Buy gift card

Clown wig

Pick up 40's

Double-check reservations at ESPN Zone

Wash "Never Forget. 9/11/01" t-shirt

LUBE!

Buy sharpie, finish making card

MAKE SURE tattoo place will do the tat even if she's drunk

Threaten her father

Brush tooth

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