The Oscar nominations came out today and boy what a group it is. Everyone in Hollywood has been talking about it all day. I decided to throw together my list of predictions for who will actually win.

BEST CLICHE ROLE OF PALE, ECCENTRIC GUY FOR JOHNNY DEPP IN A TIM BURTON MOVIE: Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

BEST CRAZY CATE BLANCHETT ACCENT: Elizabeth: The Golden Age

HOTTEST ACTRESS (SHE'S 18 RIGHT?): Ellen Page

THE PIXAR MOVIE: Ratatouille

BEST DOCUMENTARY THAT ASSHOLE'S PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT: Sicko

BEST EDITING: So many options! God, I really can't narrow it down to just one. Too hard to say.

BEST DEPICTION OF U2 IN MORE THAN 2D: U2 3D

DUDE I'M NOT CRYING, IT'S JUST REALLY DRY OUT TODAY: Atonement

BEST PICTURE: The Bucket List