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How old is your sister?
Wanna see what's on ESPN?
Wanna help me clean?
Hey, my girlfriend is coming here this weekend.
Is it cool if I borrow your deodorant?
What time do you get out of class?
Are you goin' to eat?
You goin' to throw out the trash?
You goin' anywhere tonight?
I need to get some studying done.
I like this shirt.
Dude…I kissed your sister
My internet connection is messed up.
Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Just kidding.
Do you have any lube?