It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather
- Throw your own killer party, or have Corey Delaney do it for you? From Marc
- Do a television advertismenet for Herpes medication, or see your dad doing a television advertisement for Erectile Disfunction? From Paul
- Get eaten by the big monster in Cloverfield, or get eaten by the little monsters? From Pat
- Never be able to eat pizza again, or never be able to give your grandfather a blowjob again? From Jeremy
- Punch Ryan Seacrest in the face, or kick him in the back of the legs? From Oliver
- In order to save the country, let every American pee in your ear, or live in outer space for a whole year with the only form of entertainment as Frogger? From e
- Have Morgan Freeman narrate your life for everyone around you to hear, or three of the Four Tops behind you, echoing everything you say in three part harmony? From Dan
- Look better naked, or dressed? From Tony
- Have to end every face-to-face conversation by saying "F*ck You", or "Love You?" From Josh
Finally, this week's winner of the Thanks for the Free Advertising Award is Jordan, who sent in this.
- Take a stand against blatant product placement or WATCH THE AWESOME NEW COLLEGEHUMOR?