Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Your Girlfriend, Translated
January 29, 2008
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Are you going out with your friends tonight?
Are you going to make me cry tonight?
Let's fool around later.
Let's snuggle later.
My friend, John
This guy who wants to bone me, John
Wow, your bathroom stinks!
Wow, I just blew up your bathroom!
I'm soooo drunk.
I'm soooo about to embarrass you.
Ooh, can I borrow this
Ooh, this is coming to live with me now.
My dad is just protective.
My dad is just a dickhead.
Ugh, I look so fat.
Ugh, I look for compliments by insulting myself.
Ugh, that girl is such a slut.
Ugh, that girl is better looking than me.
What are you doing this weekend?
What are we doing this weekend?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.