It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Have Bob Ross's beard, or Kevin Corrigan's From Ian
  • Have the writers strike end, or Have the war in Iraq end? From Brian
  • Wear a tie eveyday, or have to shave every day? From Mike
  • Your farts sound like a foghorn, or your farts be visible? From Cassie
  • Be seen in a famous sex tape with Jessica Alba performing like Jim from American Pie, or be in a famous sex tape with Judge Judy performing like Peter North? From Mike
  • Be a flaming and outspoken homosexual, or A blatent and outspoken Homophobe? From Ryan
  • Choose one person at random (you don't know their sex, age, etc.) to have sex with every day for the rest of your life, or never have sex again? From alex
  • Have every choice be moronically easy, or? From alex
  • Live in a world where only Pauly Shore made movies, or live in a world where only Kenny Loggins made music? From Eric

Finally, this week's winner of the I'm Tom Brady's Dad Award is Andrew, who sent in this.

  • Support the Pats for a perfect season or be an unpatriotic commie bastard? From Andrew

Congrats Andrew, your son has been inside a super model.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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