Dude, I just hate the Patriots that much. I don't really LIKE the Giants! I mean, it was pretty awesome that they won. I mean, did you see that game? Eli Manning is a god! For beating the Pats, that is.
Well I had nothing else to wear! And an Eli Manning jersey only costs like $60, I can make that working 9 hours. Totally worth the investment. I'm never washing this. What? Dude, I just HATE the Pats! Tom Brady is a dick.
Seriously though, how could you NOT be a Giants fan today? The Patriots are a bunch of cheating assholes! And you have to hate Tom Brady. Seriously, he leaves his knocked-up supermodel girlfriend for ANOTHER supermodel? He's a huge dick! Eli would never do that. I would let Eli knock me up if it were possible. What? I'm just excited, it was the greatest upset in NFL history!
I already told you, last time was COMPLETELY different! I just switched to the team with closest colors to my old team! It's not my fault they won the Super Bowl the night before, that was purely coincidence. I still like the Colts! Thno, I said "Steelers". You're just hearing things.
I gotta get going. Can I borrow some money? I have to go get my "I Heart Peyton" tattoo removed. I told you, I was DRUNK, and now it's irritating my skin, that's why!