Sunday's big game brought with it the annual crop of big budget, high concept, and low brow commercials. From Pepsi-chugging pop-stars to monstorous pigeons to Chris Kattan, Super Bowl XLII's million-dollar airtime was overflowing with both brilliant marketing and annoying ads. Below you'll find the highest highs and the lowest lows of football's — and Bud Light's — biggest night.

Most Likely to Alienate Asians




Most Likely to Alienate Every Other Ethnic Group




Most Likely to be Taken Seriously




Cutest Disembodied Heart




Least Likely to Revive Chris Kattan's Career




Most Likely to Sexually Arouse Giants Fans




Most Animals Harmed During Filming




Sickest Tattoo




Most Likely to Increase Rentals of "Blue Chips"




Most Likely to Prompt "Dick in a Bottle" Comment




Most Quotable




Most Accurate Representation of Bud Light Drinkers




2nd Most Creative Use of "Salute Your Shorts" Actor




Most Likely to Cause Night Terrors