Sunday's big game brought with it the annual crop of big budget, high concept, and low brow commercials. From Pepsi-chugging pop-stars to monstorous pigeons to Chris Kattan, Super Bowl XLII's million-dollar airtime was overflowing with both brilliant marketing and annoying ads. Below you'll find the highest highs and the lowest lows of football's and Bud Light's biggest night.
Most Likely to Alienate Asians
Most Likely to Alienate Every Other Ethnic Group
Most Likely to be Taken Seriously
Cutest Disembodied Heart
Least Likely to Revive Chris Kattan's Career
Most Likely to Sexually Arouse Giants Fans
Most Animals Harmed During Filming
Most Likely to Increase Rentals of "Blue Chips"
Most Likely to Prompt "Dick in a Bottle" Comment
Most Accurate Representation of Bud Light Drinkers
2nd Most Creative Use of "Salute Your Shorts" Actor