Bear Grylls has traveled to exotic lands, bathed naked in an Arctic sea, and eaten a sheep's eyeball and a goat's testicles. But nothing could prepare him for the brutal conditions of Mardi Gras, where intoxicated females' breasts threaten to suffocate him at every turn. Will he survive the onslaught of good times? The vomit? The shamings? The nipples? Tune in right now to find out.

It's just extraordinary.