Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
February 26, 2008
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Guy who cheats at Mad Libs
For my trip to (California), I (boarded) a (large) (airplane). For dinner we were offered (fish) or (chicken). Altogether, it was a (pleasant trip).
I was fired from my last job. Officially, it was due to "budget cutbacks," but that's bullsh*t, becuase I easily embezzled thousands of dollars from that company.
Things I Heard My Flight Attendant Say That Made Me Sure My Flight Was Going To Crash
- I usually don't take these long flights but Charlene asked if I wanted to switch so
- Yup. I'm retiring tomorrow. Kinda weird this being my final flight and all.
- Our captain has advised us that our flying time will be
Best Make Believe Foods
2. Green Eggs and Ham
If Hillary Clinton gets elected, I guess that automatically makes her the president I'd most like to have sex with. Millard Fillmore will drop to #2.
Oprah's Fight Club
"This month's fight is Capoeira, a Brazilian technique featuring acrobatic movements and kicks. Audience member Tina Goldblatt, I want you to hit me as hard as you can, into a million little pieces."
A man who cuts his own hair has a fool for a barber.
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