Hey world! Where my ladies at? I can't hear ya'll! SCREAM!!!! Ok now calm down. Will you shut up and just relax for a second? I have something to tell you. Ok here we go. We're extending submissions to apply to our "America's Hottest College Girl 2008" Contest. Now you have even more time to convince that really hot girl in your Bio class to talk to you, then apply.
Our hottest girl winner will win 10,000 dollars, a trip to NYC, and a sick ass party thrown in her honor. Honestly, everyone who came to the party last year is dead. That's how hard we throw down.
So hurry the freak up fools! Time is going to fly by. You're already down to 17 days, presuming it just took you 24 hours to read that. Apply here!