1. There is no way any President could make a bigger ass of himself than Bubba
2. It's a shame Brett Favre's best years are behind him.
3. Whatever became of that sweet little pop tart from Louisiana?
4. I'm set for life I invested all my money in those emerging dot-com stocks what was that you said.
5. Life could be worse, I could be one of those long-suffering Boston sports fans.
6. You mean to tell me that pseudo-celebrities can sky-rocket to fame by leaking sex tapes on the internet, and their parents or managers encourage it!!!!
7. It's a real shame Roger Clemens' best years are behind him.
8. That skinny dweeb from that 70's show is banging Demi Moore!
9. Did the uber-talented Chris Kattan leave SNL to become a big movie star?
10. Is Arli$$ still on?