Each one of you is a filthy, filthy animal and now we have the stats to prove it! You filled out our hygiene survey the other week and the results are in. Guys are gross. So are some girls. Let the numbers speak for themselves.

  • 7% of girls shower every 3 days or less.
  • 75% of guys have masturbated there, too.
  • 50% of girls pick their nose regularly.
  • And 4% of you don't wash your hands after pooping.
  • I can now safely say you all disgust me.
Check out the stats on the rest of the filthy shower facts, cleanliness and general hygiene for the first official Great American Filthiness Survey now! And for God's sake have some self respect, wash your hands after pooping.