The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) PrincetonSubmitted by Vance

    On the first day of class…

    Scholar: You include "2:30-3:20, Mondays and Wednesdays" on the top of the syllabus. Are those your office hours?

    Professor: Those are the class times. That's now. We're in class.

  • B) Miami UniversitySubmitted by Josh

    Professor: And marketers took the NASA invention "Tang" and made it a popular drink

    Stephen Hawking: Who even likes Tang? Seriously, Orange flavored Milk?

    Professor: I believe it's supposed to be mixed with water.

    Stephen Hawking: Oh, I guess that really clears it up then.

  • C) LSUSubmitted by Zack

    Professor: People with strong left brains tend to be more creative and less analytic.

    Genius: Wait, my left or yours?

  • D) Missouri Western State UniversitySubmitted by Derek

    Professor: So after reading the book who do you think the heroine was in the story?

    The Brilliance: I read the book and I don't remeber anything about the characters doing heroin.

  • E) University of San DiegoSubmitted by Scott

    While discussing a character named "the Swede"…

    Lady Einstein: Do you think there's some signficance that he's from Switzerland, and it's like a neutral country?


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