The way this works is that I propose a hypothetical question. Then you laugh and dismiss it as tomfoolery. Then you actually consider it, and you realize that you must share your answer with the world so you email me at questions2consider@gmail.com with your answer and a brief explanation as to the warped thought process that brought you there. I'll read them and post the funniest few in the next installment, along with my personal answer, and the next hypothetical question. Let the games begin…


Question #1:
If you woke up and your d*ck were a sword, would you duel with it?