1) Interactive comic books will be the next big thing.

2) Entry-level computer programmers make enough money to rent and furnish a lavish NYC apartment.

3) You can get a job with zero experience, no background information, and without filling out a W-2.

4) Women find men with a childish personality charming and attractive, and want to sleep with them.

5) Knowing how to play the piano will land you a big promotion.